Real signs on Churches

  • With all this rain we need an ark. Fear not! (Wait for it ...) We Noah guy!
  • Santa Claus never died for anyone (Jesus the light of the world Apostolic faith Church-Trinitarian)
  • Where's Moses when you need to part HWY 6? (Covenant Lutheran Church)
  • The best vitamin for a Christian is: B1 (Fellowship Bible Church)
  • I HATE THIS CHURCH --SATAN (Faith Baptist Church)
  • Tweet others as you want others to tweet you (United Community Church of the Nazarene)
  • What is missing from CH CH? U R
  • Blah Blah Blah. Just come to Church (Trinity Baptist Church)
  • God wants full custody, not just weekend visits (Plank Road Baptist Church)
  • The weight watcher's meeting will be held in the back of the church through the double doors
  • Whoever is praying for snow, please stop (South End Baptist Church)
  • God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts (Riverside Baptist Church)
  • Do not Criticize your wife's judgement - see whom she married (First Presbyterian Church)
  • What happens in Vegas is forgiven here
  • Compared to Satan ... Voldemort is a kitten (Broadview Road Church of Christ)
  • Here's your sign to come to Church (Walker's chapel United Methodist Church)
  • Staying in bed screaming 'Oh God' does not constitute going to church (Redeemer Lutheran)
  • God makes me the person my dog already thinks I am.
  • Too cold to change sign! Message Inside (First United Methodist Church)
  • There are 7 days in a week and "Someday" isn't one of them. (Mcendree United Methodist Church)
  • Church parking trespassers will be baptized (Christian Fellowship Church)
  • Living without God is like trying to dribble a football
  • Wal-mart isn't the only saving place (Faubion United Methodist Church)
  • Ready or not, here I come. ---Jesus
  • Prayer: The best wireless connection (Newborn community church)
  • (Below a temperature sign reading 96) Satan called, he wants his weather back. (29 Eleven Church,)
  • Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - no point
  • Knock Know. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? Exactly. (Bass Street Missionary Baptist Church)
  • Too hot to keep changing sign. Sin bad, Jesus good. Details inside. (Holy Trinity Roman Catholic Church)
  • 100 degrees is cold compared to hell (Dayspring assembly of God)
  • Your name may be on a bottle of coke, but is it in the book of life? (Assembly of God)
  • We're not Dairy Queen but we have great Sundays (Westside Baptist)
  • Looking for a lifeguard? Ours walks on water!
  • The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers
  • God has no favorites but the sign maker does: Go Packers! (Calvary Lutheran Church)
  • Bring your sin to the alter and drop it like it's hot (Dayton Avenue Baptist Church)
  • Heaven is no trick, Hell is no treat. (Cranberry Church)
  • When life gives you more than you can stand... Kneel (Trinity Baptist Church)
  • Our church is like fudge, sweet with a few uts. (Providence Presbyterian Church)
  • Exercise Daily ... Run from Satan, Walk with God. (First Assemly of God Russellville)
  • We are still open between Christmas and Easter (St. Joseph the worker Roman Catholic Church)
  • Noah was a brave main to sail in a wooden boat with two termites
  • Don't wait for the hearse to bring you to church (Providence Baptist Church)
  • Hipster: Jesus loved you before you were cool. (Concordia Lutheran Church)
  • Experts made the titanic, Amateurs made the ark. (Good Shepherd United Methodist Church)
  • Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer - God (First reformed Church of Bethlehem, 1763)
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams (First Church of God)
  • Jesus is coming - hopefully before the Election (This sign was in 2016 in the USA, Christian Church of LaCrosse)
  • IF you don't like the way you were born ... try being born again. (New Hope Missionary Baptist Church)
  • God saw you do that. (Gossburg Community Church)
  • Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him
  • If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur! (Melbourne welsh Church)
  • Does life stink? We have a pew for you! (New Beginnings Church)
  • Whoever is praying for rain... please stop
  • Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work in Hell. St Matthew Evangelical Lutheran Church
  • God, Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am. (Northgate Baptist Church)
  • Lost? Try G.P.S. (God's Plan of Salvation) Acts 2:38 (First United Pentecostal Church of Ragley, btw Acts 2:38 reads: " Peter replied, “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.")

Published: 2017.May.16     Last edited: 0004.Apr.20

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