MAGA, Canada (already great) should Annex the USA

So what if Canada were to annex the USA? Trump could be premier of Washington DC, the 62nd province of Canada. Perhaps a vote to allow the various territories to become provinces.

Vermont would be able to sell Canadian maple syrup.

Warmongering would decrease dramatically.

We would throw away the Liberal flag and instead have a red maple leaf on white background with 2 thick blue stripes on left and right.

The banking system in the lower 51 states and Alaska would improve dramatically.

Throw away the IRS, replace it with the CRA resident based tax system. Maybe bring in a higher GST which would let us get rid of income taxes and simplify the tax system immensely - putting more money into Canadian productivity.

Caesars, healthier dr. Pepper, tastier McDonald's fries and Alberta beef instead of that corn fed stuff they laughingly call beef and so much other good food (don't forget Mars bars) that you can't get in countries that aren't as great as Canada - great food.

3 official languages, and Americans would have to honour the funny spelling Canadians use.

The money would be much better looking - colour!

Timmies everywhere.

And don't forget butter tarts, ketchup chips. Poutine, ginger fried beef and real smarties, not those paste rockets.

End of the electoral college system, maybe some real political reform. They love the monarchy more then current Canadians do. A three party system, the conservatives, Republicans and the 'new' democrats

Every Canadian, new and current, given access to health care.

Date formats would become logical: YYYY.MM.DD

We'd still in both countries have a muddled mess of metric and English measurements.

And end to Americans being hated and reviled around the world, instead they'd all become beloved Canadians.

The longest shared border with Russia and the home of Santa Claus, with his famous postal code H0H0H0.

Access directly to Canada's great natural beauty, far more unspoiled acres than the entire existing USA.

And of course then there is MAGA. Before and while Trump was in power the first time, he proclaimed MAGA. Obviously he failed the first time 'round given he's still trying to Make America Great Again.

So at least half the USA agrees that the USA is not very great currently and they'd like to become great again.

Well … Canada and many other countries from Argentina to France (Island off the coast of the current lessor Canada) are part of North, Central and South "America", and given Trump admits he failed his first time as president to MAGA, looking at President Must and all Trump's bluster, it is clear that Trump is going to fail to MAGA in his second term … unless he gets help from a country that was great and still is great, indeed better - Glorious - Canada. After all, we don't sing "God make our land glorious and free" no we all sing and pray at every hockey, baseball and other sports event "God keep our land glorious and free" and God has continued to honour that prayer. So … the only realistic way to MAGA is for Canada to annex the USA and make them not just great again but Glorious.

So how do we do it? We take that beloved word "Tariff" and we put a 25% tariff on all goods exported to the USA. Then we use that money as pressure to make Premier Trump agree to be annexed.

Yes, premier Trump. Nice ring to it.

There's only one thing we should wait on - let Trump first get rid of the bi-annual swap of time zones. And finally, Canada would tweak our National flag to honour those welcome new citizens. Presenting, the Glorious Red White and Blue: