Only in North America ...

Only in North America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in North America ... do banks leave all the doors open, but chain the pens to the counter.

Only in North America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in North America ... do people use the word "politics" to describe what is really going on. (Poli in Latin meaning "many" and tics meaning "bloodsucking creatures").

Only in North America ... do people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we din't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in North America ... do people order a Big Mac, Super Sized Fries and a diet coke.

Only in North America ... do people park vehicles worth tens of thousands of dollars in the driveway and put uselss junk in the garage.

Only in North America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering on the keys. (Hmmm... I've seen some of those drivers.)

Only in North America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.