The New Woke Halloween Treats

These was be handed out on Monday at 24 Sussex Drive this year

I guess, since this is an international website ... I should mention:

In Canada and the USA, Monday is "Halloween" a day when traditionally kids go door to door and are handed candies and occasionally horrible apples called "Macintosh". To hand out salad would be an obvious thing for a 'woke' home - but it would be considered an extremely nasty thing to do to kids. 24 Sussex is our prime minister's official address, and he panders to everything woke, he loves his European woke friends. So it is an obvious thing for him to hand out. But my comment is a joke, just to be clear.